They told me that she was fun. They told me that it was entertaining. They told me to bring a BLT. What they didn’t tell me was that whether she has 8 legs or none, the Broodmother is still one deadly Danger Dumpling.

• Fit:  Unisex, regular fit
• Made Of: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.